I’m back from the country. Here’s the damage:
Number of days in the country: 3
Number of friends met: 4
Number of relations seen: 8
Number of things that have changed since I was last back: 0
Number of pubs attended: 5
Number of friends randomly bumped in to at said pubs: 20+
Number of pints consumed: Hic.
Number of kebabs consumed: 0 (Hooray!)
Number of hot-dogs consumed: 2 (Boo… but they were free)
Number of excellent Sunday roasts: 1
Number of devices fixed/installed: 3 (One laptop, one phone and one digibox)
Average bedtime: 2am
Weight of potatoes brought back from parents’ garden: Too heavy
Free time: Not much 
