Up, Down, Left, Right, A+Text

I wandered past an advert for the Sony Ericsson Jalou the other day.  Here’s a picture:

sony-ericsson-jalou

I can only assume that if you collect all 8 phone colours and get 50 text messages you’ll go bright yellow, your hair will stand on end and you can run around for the rest of the day making people explode until your battery runs out.